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are especially dangerous because of the enormous Power
women hold over men. To believe you have ever exercised any
meaningful control in your
relationship is to miss two important points—one obvious, one more
subtle: |
1. From the beginning, she had The
Power
because
she could say "yes" or "no" to going out
with you.
But you say… "I’m still the one in charge because I
showed the initiative and called her." |
2. The reason you called her in the first place is
because she wanted you to call her. |
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It’s true! She culled you from your herd of beer-drinking swine like a
hungry lioness does with a weak, confused
wildebeest. |
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In fact, any woman can get a man, anytime she likes. One has to look no
further than Wallis Simpson, Evita Perón, or Monica Lewinski to
understand this point. Contrary to what the feminists may say, it’s
women—not men—who have all The
Power
. If you don’t believe us, answer this question: Can you get a woman
anytime you like? |
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The scariest thing is they can turn it on and off at will! |
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In an article written by John Tiernay for New York Times Magazine, he
quotes anthropologist Margaret Mead’s observation that women can
"temper their sexual impulses with a thousand other considerations,
such as winning and keeping a lover or husband, or balancing the mood of
the moment against the mood of tomorrow." |
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Tiernay cites a reinforcing statement from Rutgers anthropologist Helen
Tisher: "The human female is the very pinnacle of hormonal
self-control." |
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We don’t have a snowball’s chance; and according to Tierney, we
never have. He believes there’s an evolutionary logic behind a woman’s
ability to subordinate her sex drive: |
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"The most successful mothers, the ones whose genetic traits survive
today, would be women with good providers faithfully at their side.
According to this theory, being discreet about when she was fertile
would help a woman keep her partner from straying." |
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"By hiding any overt signals of her fertility, a female kept the
male guessing," agrees William F. Allman, author of The Stone Age
Present. "The male had to stick around all the time to court her
and ward off advances from other men. The longer he stuck around, the
more help the woman obtained for herself and her child." |
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Women have been playing us for suckers for millions of years. And they
still are today, right here in America. Look at the facts: Women have
50% of the wealth, represent 52% of the population, and control 100% of
the pussy. Yet they have managed to get themselves classified as a
minority! Again we’re left to ask…What
happened? |
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Do you still doubt The
Power
of
women?
Even Monica was hotter than she thought: |
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Monica gave President Bill a
blowjob,
which
resulted in Big Al not using the President in his campaign,
which
caused Mr. Gore to lose a number of states that he easily could have won,
which
gave Dubya the Presidency,
which
allowed Dubya to nominate environmental-rapist Mommy Gale Norton as
Secretary of the Interior,
which
will give her the power to open up millions of acres of heretofore
pristine wilderness to oil drilling,
which
means cheaper fuel,
which
will allow all the gas-guzzling, air-polluting, supersized-SUV-driving
Mommies to keep those road hogs longer and drive them further,
which,
combined with the extra pollution caused by all the new oil
rigs burning off their excess gas with mile-high flames straight into
the wild blue yonder, will burn an even bigger hole in the ozone,
which
will create more global warming,
which
will raise the temperature of the entire planet by 6.9 degrees!
If you still believe men are
more powerful than women, answer this question: With a single physical
act lasting no more than five minutes, could you raise the temperature
of the entire planet?
Mommies create enormous Power
by combining The
Power women hold over men with the sanctioned, legalized
Power
invoked by the utterance of those two little words:
"
I do "
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