A TEST

Warning Sign #1:

Past

Present

Did your mom cook meals for you when you were a kid?

Does your wife cook most of the time now?

Yes

Warning Sign #2:

Past

Present

Did your mom do the laundry and iron for you when you were a kid?

Does your wife do the laundry now?

Yes

Warning Sign #3:

Past

Present

Did she wear sexy panties before you were married?

Did she stop?

Yes

Warning Sign #4:

Past

Present

Did your mom buy clothes for you when you were a kid?

Does your wife buy most of your clothes now?

Yes

warning Sign #5:

Past

Present

Did your mom tell you what time you were expected home when you went out for the evening with your high school buddies?

Are you still working with a "curfew?"

Yes

Warning Sign #6:

Past

Present

Did your mom have short hair?

Has your wife cut her hair yet?

Yes

Warning Sign #7:

Past

Present

Was your mom’s tone of voice more important than the content of her message?

Do you get that "tone" now?

Yes

Warning Sign #8:

Past

Present

Did your mom get after you for "dilly-dallying?"

Does your wife use terms like "lollygagging" or "dawdling" when describing your behavior?

Yes

Warning Sign #9:

Past

Present

Do you have children?

Yes

(Note: Total updates after any checkbox is clicked.)

How Many Warning Signs Did you Find?

Your Score
is:

Score
1	Lucky man! You have a "Minor Mommy.’’ Use this website to help you maintain this low score and enjoy a happy, healthy married life.
2-5	Too bad. You are dealing with a "Major Mommy." You will derive great benefits from adhering to the Professors’ teachings. You may even need personal counseling.
6+	Holy Kokomo! You are being swamped by a Tsunami Mommy! Head for high ground!