“We found great success as an indie helping handfuls of hapless
husbands. With our local debut, we discovered indications of Mommy
mindset all across our great nation. Kensington, seeing the crucial need
for this book, decided to put their publishing muscle to the task.” a
beaming Professor Brian Krinbring announced while on a research tour in
New York recently.
“With some of today’s marriages
stretching to the 30-40-and 50 year marks, something had to be done. We
couldn’t have found a more willing and capable partner as Kensington.
Knowing that some of the Kensington crew are married to mommies leaves
me with nothing but gratitude and concern for our courageous publishing
teammates back in New York,” Krinbring added.
Prof. Bakeman exclaimed- “We won’t
rest until every married guy has this book and the help he needs. The
discoveries and theories within its pages are sure to save nearly all
readers from the tidal wave of control and over-attention generated by a
Tsunami Mommy.”
Krinbring and Bakeman are the
authors of the book, a culmination of years of research into the nuptial
netherworld.
Kensington officials declined
comment as they were running a bit late and needed to get home as soon
as possible.
The book will be published under
the Citadel imprint.
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