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Professors Married to Mommies?

From: David in Turlock, CA

Question

Ok, I enjoyed your book and I grew to respect your insights throughout the book. I thought maybe I had met someone with more insight into the female mind than I have until I read your last page. Then I realized that both of you talk big, but you proved yourselves whimps in the end when you both said you weren't married to Mommies but "knew friends who were". You are both married to MOMMIES BIG TIME! and the only reason you put that in is that you thought you would never get laid again if you didn't add it. You lost credability in my eyes with that last page and proved that you are as much a slave to the "benefits" your wives graciously give you as I am. At least I recently had the guts to tell my wife in a recent "discussion" that I would soon be too old to want sex and that I was going to learn to cook and that her control over me was about to end.

The three year marriage thing--I know it is tongue in cheek, but what about the poor kids--if your next three year father couldn't hunt, fish, or wrestle then what then?

Anyway I've uncovered you both as bigger whimps than me and as much of a slave to food and sex as I am. Keep thinking and we will outsmart them yet! David

Comments

Dear Davy,

It's shocking, but the Professors of Matrimony are in a Mommy-Free zone. Of course we are subjected to mommy moments now and again- but who isn't?

The Three Year Plan is a bit of a pipe dream so don't sweat that we're coming to take your kids away or anything like that.

As for outsmarting Mommies...forget about it. They are so far ahead of us it would be foolhardy, even dangerous to believe we can ever catch up!