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How do I deal with this:

The super clean guy I married now hardly ever bathes, his teeth are turning brown, both from the decay and the "snuff" (he also never brushes anymore), wears dirty stained clothing instead of the clean nice stuff, almost never shaves, and, of course, his breath and overall scent is putrid, at best.

He still thinks he is hot and deserving of sex. A friend told me that even prostitutes insist that johns bathe before having sex. But my lack of desire is characterized as being my "problem". What happened?

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Dear?,

Putrid at best? Yuck!

Bolt now from Mr. Clean before you catch cooties or something!

-Prof. Bakeman-