Advice from the Professors

Where for art thou Bennifer?

From: Lost in Hollywood

Question

Is it true that Jennifer Lopez is a Mommy disguised as a sex goddess?

Since the recent break-up or whatever it is, there have been reports alluding to J. Lo and her browbeating of poor Ben. I saw something on TV the other night with her performing Mommy-moves on Ben like the classic eye roll and even more classic “crossed arms of discontent”.

I thought she was a super babe and now this- what happened?

Lost in Hollywood

Comments

Dear Lost, If you are asking What Happened can you imaging what Ben is asking?

It usually takes a few years for Mommy symptoms to present. But in some cases the closer you get to the wedding day the more a restrained Tsunami Mommy will pop out of her cocoon. It could be that Bennifer is no longer because a now sober Ben has spotted the Mommy that was previously concealed beneath that goddess exterior on young Ms. Lopez.

It’s amazing that once the Mommy shows herself even a world beater babe like J. Lo cannot hold her man. Mr. Ben has chosen option two on the binary decision tree- RUN!