Advice from the Professors

Queer Eye For Mommy's Guy

From: Dr. Cody- Seattle

Question

Dear Professors:

In my role as "Seattle's Virtual Counselor"... my research has uncovered a disturbing trend, which is manifesting itself in our culture, as evidenced by the success of such shows as "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". Ever increasing levels of EFD's (Estrogen Fueled Demands) in the environment are actually causing some men to succumb to the philosophy of "Hey, if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em."

Could we be seeing the first cracks of battle fatigue among the troops, resulting in what appears to be wholesale surrender?

Have the Professors linked the relationship of Mommie-dom and the feminization of culture in general? It seems there's a lot of guys out there who are just giving up and saying.., "O.K. I'll go for the entire makeover.", but unfortunately don't know where to stop and end up down at the local bathhouse wondering...

"What Happened?"

Comments

Dear Dr.,

“Queer Eye” is a hit because it is different, and pretty funny.

It’s disturbing not because it’s about a flock of gay guys playing dress up with a hetero- the show is troubling because it is clearly an ingenious Mommy-engendered tactic in their quest to control “everything all the time”.

This is simply more evidence that Mommies will stop at nothing, or turn to any and all available allies in their quest to mold their men.

Thanks for the heads up!