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From: Steve in Fort Lauderdale
Before I was married I was always out and about with friends. Now that I've been married for 3 years, it seems all I ever do with my free time, is sit on the couch and watch tv, cradling the remote control in my hands. This is my activity for 37 hours a week.
"What happened?"
Always remember, Mommies are constantly striving to control everything ALL THE TIME- Especially you. They also have a penchant for speed bumps.
We surmise Mommy has you under House Arrest. Perhaps your friends are trying to get through to you. Does she always answer the phone before you? Does she rifle through the mail- leaving you only the bills? Are you wearing one of those electronic ankle bracelets? Have you begun tunneling under the house in preparation of a break out?
We’ll send you a cake with a file in it. Hang in there!