Advice from the Professors

Naughty Professors

From: Jennifer in Indiana

Question

Perhaps you have overlooked a few important issues. It has been studied that we go to what we know and are comfortable with. So if I had to guess, you, or men like you, came from a real “mommy” who did everything for you, so therefore have found yourself in this role of “child” and then whine and complain about it like a twelve year old boy.

It’s men like you who add to this disgusting divorce rate by promoting this “herd” theory that men have to act and think a certain way to BE a man. For instance that their wives, or “mommies”, as you so maturely phrase it, are the enemy. If it is too much to ask of “men” or “sons” like you to remember their wives birthdays, or YOUR wedding anniversary, that no one held a gun to your head to repeat those vows you took, then maybe it’s either A) time for you to grow up or B) find a PARTNER, not a “Mommy

Comments

Jennnifer,

As Professors of Matrimony we overlook very little, our studies have found conclusively that most men are drawn to girlfriends- not Mommies.

Our book seems to have struck a familiar chord in detailing the frightful transformation that takes place when these girlfriends morph into generally uptight, perpetually practical, constantly controlling- Mommies. You know, the type of formerly fun loving, long-haired girlfriend who ends up taking life a bit too seriously and starts using terms like “partner”, and “grow up”- even when presented with an obvious work of comedy.