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Armed Guards

From: Surfer in ??

Question

Professors,

Got your book and have already read about half. It's just terrific! --- and absolutely true. Do you need an armed escort when you move around, given that you've exposed the "intent" of feminine wiles?

Thanks much for the effort. I'm going to make my current squeeze read every word (I promise not to expose your whereabouts).

Surfer

Comments

Dear Surfer,

Glad you like it.

Your name leads us to surmise that you are riding a big wave at home.

You say that you're going to "make" your current squeeze read every word?

1. If you've left it around the house she already has- Mommies are both crafty and curious.

2. To believe you have the ability to "make" your Mommy do anything means she still is working her "wiles" on you!

Surf's Up!