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From: Sexless in SC
After seeing your interview on the Connie Chung show I became very interested. I have taken your test and discovered the worst of news. For the past couple years I have been trying to figure out what has happened to the voluptuous, blond cheerleader that I married. My answer has now been made perfectly clear. All I had to do was swim to the surface and discover what hit our relationship. I am married to a full-blown Tsunami Mommy.
She has made the classic transition from the once a week passionate interlude, to the once a quarter "If you're gonna do it-do it" thing where she just lays there. What happened to that toe curling stuff she laid on me before marriage? We have now become more like roommates instead of the couple we used to be. In my defense I go above and beyond the call when it comes to attention and affection, however, I have grown to resent doing anything considerate or romantic for my wife because she is so damn frigid. I feel like such a fool for not seeing the signs earlier. I do love this woman. I want things to improve.
Is there any hope for me in the remnants of this tidal wave or am I stuck with a disaster?
What Happened?
Dear Sexless Tsunami Surfer,
1.Buy our book. Read it yourself.
2.Give it to Mommy- if she laughs you may attempt a “fruitful” conversation, if she doesn’t, move on to steps three or four.
3.Duck when she hurls the book at you.
4. Call a lawyer.