Advice from the Professors

Alcatraz?

From: Sean in Texas

Question

Do you remember the Stephen King movie with this woman who is a writer’s biggest fan. Well, I feel she was a form of MOMMY.

I just wish you had written your book years ago----you see I married that woman from the movie although she may look different, I now know better. I only hope you are in time to help others.

As for me it is too late I am disabled (true) and any hopes of running have been quashed. You don't know of an underground railroad for those of us M2M's?

If you could see it in your heart to send me a copy of your book (which would be treasured) please send it in a plain brown wrapper marked football, baseball, sports, anything where it may leak through to me, because were it to be found out-------ooouuuccchhh!

Thanks Sean –Texas

Comments

Dear Yardbird,

Your prison-yard life sounds a bit dismal. Hopefully you get a screw from the “screw” during conjugal visits.

We aren’t much for charity- but in your case we’ll see if we can get our book past the guard house and gun turret.

Can you slip us a couple of license plates or cigarettes in return? If not, just spread the word to your cell mates as our repayment.