Advice from the Professors

Vagueness X 2

From: Helmetman in Olympia

Question

Dear fellow helmet-men,

I have avoided being put on a Mommy short leash 4 times over. Before I found this site, I always thought it was strange how these future mommies were probing my defenses. Luckily for me, I was not led to the slaughter.

I have a simple test of my own for all of the women I date: a woman being vague, when a decision is required by both parties, indicates a subtle snare being set to spring up and capture the unsuspecting man-animal. Don't get me wrong , I love the females of our planet, but I study with a trained eye, over one of my favorite ice-cold beverages. Also, I always wear running shoes and a good strong helmet.

May I find my non-MOMMY and I hope she likes beer as much as I do.

Lots of laughs and wisdom...What Happened?

Comments

Mommies too are trained in the Art and Practice of Vagueness as detailed in our book.

It seems however that they use this ancient art to set a trap as you've discovered, whereas smart guys use it to avoid a trap.

This is why with long-term couples there is very little talking- to make a statement of any kind will disclose a woman’s trap or cause a guy to blunder into one. In the most extreme cases this can lead to decades of inscrutable silence by both parties.

Good luck with your search.