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From: Seattle
Dearest Professors,
After reviewing your article in the Seattle Times, your book struck a cord in me and prompted me to take the test on your web site. The score? A perfect “9”. My wife has not only met your criteria, but has taken it to a level beyond any description!
After analyzing this, I realized that my Mommy’s Mother, the “Queen Supreme Tsunami Mommy”, has been training her. Over the past 20 years of marriage my wife seems to have transformed from a beautiful, fun, loving, easygoing partner into a “Supreme Tsunami Mommy!” To top that off, “sympathy” sex, viewed as a conjugation visit granted from the Warden only when specific stars are aligned in our galaxy, is infrequent at best.
I want the woman I married back!
WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Unfortunately, the heavy hand of your Mommy’s Mommy may have dealt a punishing blow to your chances of a returning butterfly bride.
But all is not lost. Here is our plan: 1.Buy our book. (of course) 2.Let a friend hold onto it for a few seconds. Have him GIVE it back to you. 3.Take it home and announce excitedly “Look what X gave me!” 4.Act as if you hadn’t read it yet. 5.Hope like hell that Mommy has a sense of humor and you end up talking about some sticky issues- 6.If humor is absent, make a run for it!
By the way, there are eleven types of sex available to those married to Mommy. "Sympathy" sex may be the equal to Type 7- Charity Sex. Read the book to find your answer to this question.