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From: Matt in San Jose
Like most of you, I fell in love with the woman of my fantasies. A bit on the heavy side (we all know big chicks are less inhibited in bed), a good cook and a sexual wildcat.
Unlike most of you, though, we agreed before marriage that neither of us wanted kids. We were both really adamant about it; and to prove it, on our 1-year anniversary, I got the Big V.
Now, ten years later, here we are... I've got a bit of a spare tire, and maybe I don't take out the trash as often as I could... but she's still gorgeous; long auburn hair, still round in all the right places; still a screamin' demon in bed... and just last month, she told me she wanted to invite her best girlfriend into bed with us!
I ask you, gentlemen... how did I get so lucky? WHAT HAPPENED?
What Happened Indeed!
First- Get rid of your spare tire. If you admit to one it must be pretty damn big.
Second- The big V has been reversed when the tubes weren’t cropped back enough- Yipes!
Third- We don’t want to scare you, but just how much of a best girlfriend does your demon wildcat need? You may be up against a carpet-bagger.
Fourth- This site is not Penthouse Forum, but thanks for sharing.