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From: CF
As an intellectual property attorney practicing in the Greater Seattle area I am noticing more and more that technology -- the very thing males have always been good at -- is poised to defeat us. Stop us in our tracks. To wit the ATT Mommy-can- find-yooou-whereeever-you-are-device, and dollar pouching difficulties created by internet-only access to bank accounts etc. I'm concerned that you professors are all talk and little action on problems of this nature. As a frequent visitor to your site, I was at first heartened that you might have more answers than I am now seeing. Research seems to be minimal at best. Keep up the effort however.
Dear Technophobe,
New technology requires new techniques! Here's the solution to the upcoming GPS phones:
Get a second cell phone using the alias of your Imaginary Friend (See Ch. 15 in our award winning book, "Married to Mommy?- A survival guide for married guys"). Leave your first phone on and hidden in the garage. When Mommy fires up her cell phone sonar to locate you, the coordinates will show her you’re in the garage, this will calm her. When you need to make a cell call, simply borrow your imaginary "friends" phone!
Regarding your Pouch, as Professors it is clear to us you have not done your homework. Please review (and don't just skim!!) Ch. 14-Pouching your Dollars. In it you will find the solution to your internet woes. Here's a hint :CASH IS KING BABY!