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From: "Frank" in Boulder, CO.
First of all, I love your website. It is needed for guys. Thank you.
It seems that women in any relationship, armed with the experience obtained from the latest "Women’s Magazine" article called: "Is he having an affair?" or "Signs of a mid-life crisis", or what "Julie” (next door) said, have catapulted themselves to the very same league of a Sherlock Holmes and Dan McGarrett, but I think it is more like Lt. Clouseau.
Example Story: There was a guy who turned 40, received a Harley as a sales incentive bonus, began dressing younger and working-out more, and did have an affair and got divorced. Now, ANY 40ish guy who buys a Harley, is a prime suspect and summarily convicted as a “cheater.”
Professors, please help me understand the logic applied by these new detectives and how can they apply one event to ALL men? Why is it that a man, who tries to improve himself by exercise, newer clothes, new hairdo, and who might buy a motorcycle for recreation, is automatically going through a "mid-life crisis?" I was thinking about getting a motorcycle am fearful that I would be put under investigation, every move watched closely, and I don't want to be asking: "What Happened"?
Frank Jones- Boulder, CO
Dear Frank,
It's funny that your name is Frank because you are anything but! The reason that Mommy's Napoleonic Code is appropriate in these circumstances is that they know men. It's their business to know them.
Even without admitting it to yourself, you are right now at the beginning of an MTV dream. This episode of "SuperHunk" stars Baywatch Babes, a 1200cc Hog, and you, built like Arnold S. and hung like Johnny W. We say go for it! Buy your motorcycle, and enjoy!
Yours Truly,
PS- Keep us posted, especially if you come across any Baywatch Babes!