[
Home | View
other Q&A |
Search | Ask the
Professors a Question | Next
| Previous
| Up
]
View Covert Intelligence Reports
From:
Hey dudes! Really dig your site.
My main squeeze transformed into my fiancee and, within months, pupated into a mommy!
What happened?
(P.S.) Your missives from the field kick butt. Keep up the regular posting. It's hell out here, man.)
Dear Dude,
For a Mommy transformation to take place so quickly I'm suspecting that she was already close to a full-fledged Mommy as she marched you down the cattle chutes of engagement and into the sausage grinder of marriage.
All you can do now is cover up and weather the storm of body blows sure to come your way, as an experienced boxer is forced do when faced with a more determined and punch happy opponent. If you're lucky the cadence of the onslaught will diminish in the next few years.
Maybe you'll have kids and some of that excess Mommy energy will be diverted. You can then divert your cover-up, rope-a-dope energy into extra activity at work to pay for all the new expenses!
Make sure you get a copy of our book when it comes out!
Prof. Bakeman