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Mommies Everywhere- But None To Be Found!

Location: At Large
Reporting: Profs. Bakeman & Krinbring
Date: 12 Aug 2002
Time: 12:22

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In studying the Multitudes of Mommy Phenomenon (MMF) we’ve found ample evidence of Mommies everywhere: from the success of “No Nonsense” Pantyhose, to the existence of sport fishing (let’s face it, many guys get up at 0 dark-thirty to sit in the rain on a cold, backless aluminum seat simply to escape a Mommy).

It’s puzzling to note however, in interviewing countless women, not a single one confessed to being a Mommy, but nearly all of them personally knew a Mommy. And, since it is a bit depressing to admit, you have to pour a couple of drinks down a guy’s throat before he’ll cop to being Married to Mommy.

So as professors we are again presented with a challenge. How many Mommies are there out in this big wide world? And how to count their vast numbers?

We eagerly look forward to your suggestions.


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