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Reporting: Prof. Krinbring
Date: 23 Jul 2002
Time: 11:03
Today’s Seattle Times AP story- excerpts:
”Matrimonial lore says husbands never remember marital spats and wives never forget. A new study suggests a reason: Women's brains are wired both to feel and to recall emotions more keenly than the brains of men.
A team of psychologists tested women and men for their ability to recall or recognize highly evocative photos three weeks after first seeing them and found that the women's recollections were 10 to 15 percentage points more accurate.
"The wiring of emotional experience and the coding of that experience into memory is much more tightly integrated in women than in men," said Turhan Canli, the lead author of the study."
So it seems that medical science has finally caught up with the in-depth studies conducted by the Professors. And the reality of “tightly integrated” Scorekeeping Mommies has been proven once again.
Our advice? You can’t fight Mommies. So you should avoid any circumstance in which a Mommy can access her internal 100 Gig hard drive crammed full of your screw-ups to further leverage her arguments. If you don’t, she’ll resurrect any past failures and beat you senseless with them. Though contrary to the male nature, avoiding conflict with a Mommy is the only intelligent choice.
This choice is based on the military theory of Strategic Retreat. After all, a battle never fought is a battle never lost. Such thinking may offend your machismo, but remember: Mommy is an overwhelmingly superior opponent.
Oh, you may win a skirmish here and there, but over time she’ll wear you down because a Mommy never quits. She’ll re-fight each battle over and over and over, until you surrender. With such a formidable foe, you win simply by not losing.