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Bloodhound Mommies

Location: Seattle
Reporting: Prof. Bakeman
Date: 27 Jun 2002
Time: 17:17

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Most Mommies want to know where you are…all the time. 
It’s enough to make a guy feel a bit claustrophobic.

Following on the heels of a huge success, *69, the “who is he having an affair with now?” option, cell phone companies are coming to the aid of location-centric Mommies with ingeniously devilish technology.

According to Mommy Sharon Pian Chan, Seattle Times technology reporter, “AT&T Wireless took a first step toward turning the wireless phone into a location device, launching services that allow its subscribers to find out where other AT&T Wireless users are without calling them.”

Watch out, in the very near future Mommy will be able track you down 24/7.


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