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Location: Wall Street NYC
Reporting: Prof. Bakeman
Date: 13 Jun 2002
Time: 15:08
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Indications of further control by Mommies comes in this late-breaking news. The Dow has slipped once again, this time on news of another downtick in retail sales. The government's report on May retail sales sparked concern that a pull back in consumer spending (aka Mommy-approved items) -- the major engine behind America's economic growth -- could leave the economy too weak to boost sagging corporate profits. |
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"Anything that shows Mommy is buying less really does shake the market," said Owen Fitzgerald, head of U.S. Equity Group at Deutsche Bank.
So it seems Mommies even have the economy over a barrel. Not only do they currently control 100% of the global pussy market, but it looks as if they control nearly 100% of the world’s strongest economy as well.