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Chrome Babe

Location: On the Highway
Reporting: Prof. Bakeman
Date: 02 May 2002
Time: 15:40

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Since our website is dedicated to helping guys. And since we have detailed the concept of THE POWER, I thought this would be of interest.

Knowing that THE POWER is enticing to guys, truckers have long adorned the mud flaps of their rigs with the pleasingly out of proportion Chrome Babe. Now there is a companion to that wonderful piece of art- and she’s standing up no less! If life sized this gal would be about a 45 quadruple D, so she’s very hard to miss!

I spotted the new gal just yesterday. If any other guys have seen this new buxom truck accessory while driving around, please let us know. If this new Babe is for real it will be interesting to see which of the two wins out over time to become the new Chrome Queen.

Most mommies have become desensitized to the old sit-down version of the Babe, so it will also be interesting to hear Mommy’s reaction to this new eyesore on the road.

Keep your eyes from wandering too much and stay safe out there!


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